Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck.

Remember the Sarah Silverman video "I'm fucking Matt Damon" from a few weeks ago?

Well, Kimmel has posted his response and I really think that he's upped the ante, a little bit.

(The first time I saw this, I thought, "Him? Really? Is that who I think it is as the Fed Ex guy?" and then I saw that it was and then I spent the rest of the video thinking, "Holy Crap, what's THAT guy doing in this video?" I think that the funniest moment in the whole video is the guy in the convertible, blowing them a kiss.)

I don't need a retaliatory video from anyone.
I don't need to see who else is fucking whom. (I just saw a nearly note for note parody of "I'm fucking Matt Damon" from Kevin Smith, Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen. I didn't like it. I felt like I was watching a quickie made parody-video on Youtube. Like one of those bazillion "Lazy Sunday" parodies.) As I said before, I think that the concept of who has been fucking who was put to bed with this video.

Also, Jimmy Kimmel is pretty funny. I might need to start DVRing that show.

Here's "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck".



EDITED TO ADD: Sorry gang. I added the wrong video. It is, as you can see, now corrected.

6 comments:

Ted Hobgood said...

Heyyyy...that's not Ben Affleck...that's the same video from the previous post! Chris Biddle, you have shortchanged your loyal readers!

Anonymous said...

holy god this killed me. i can't decide which was my favorite part...josh groban showing up, the kid from superbad next to Don Cheadle, or Robin Williams just dousing his own face with water. This is the topper, (pun definitely intended).

L

Chip said...

So that was Brad Pitt as the FedEx guy? I wasn't sure but it looked like him.

Becca said...

The guy in the convertible is Harrison Ford, man! :)

Mr. B said...

Rebecca,

I don't think that's right! Are you sure? Because the guy in the convertible is totally gay and is hitting on Affleck. Plus, his bumper sticker says, "Honk if you're fucking Ben Affleck." Which I took to mean that he fucked Ben Affleck at one point.

Harrison Ford is not gay. He's banging the stuffing out of Calista Flockhart, Girl Lawyer! And she's not a dude. I know, because people call her a girl.

I see the point that you're trying to make here but I think that the overwhelming evidence is that the guy in the convertible can not be Harrison Ford.

Nice try, though.

Cheers,
Mr.B

Zac said...

Dude, it absolutely is Harrison Ford. I know you were just being sarcastic, but for anyone who may not have picked up on that, let there be no doubt, Dr. Jones does indeed have time for love (with Ben Affleck). } : - ) >